Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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