Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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