He disabled his match.com account in front of me
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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