am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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