I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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