Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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