You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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