ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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