Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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