i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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