rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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