Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
