woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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