Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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