White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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