i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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