just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Is Oprah even human
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Randomize
