How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
only if we run a train.
done.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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