She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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