U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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