Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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