i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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