So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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