That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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