I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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