so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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