i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
