apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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