When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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