Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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