WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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