would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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