me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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