i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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