Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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