seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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