perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you would pick up someone in the library
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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