yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Let's paint friendship bongs
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
