I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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