yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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