How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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