he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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