look no pants
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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