This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You took a bar mat shot.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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