what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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