I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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