There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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