its not stalking. its research.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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