I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Randomize
