Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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