It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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